House of Javier

House of Javier is a well rounded movie that shows all the best parts of manly interracial love but doesn’t limit itself to the typical black and white generalities of such movies and unlike most hispanic movies doesn’t just have a bunch of mexicans playing poke the pinata.  Javier is a spicy enchilada of a Latino twinkie….a Hostess Burrito as opposed to a Hostess twinkie if you will and House of Javier is a house of fun that anyone would love to spend some time in…sex in every room with well hung guys waiting to play around every corner.

Javier shows us that he is one of the world’s best hosts and is obviously very flexible…both physically and in his preference of meat to devour although like any of us he seems to find the dark meat a bit juicier as he gobbles down and fills as well as getting filled by these chocolate stud-muffins.  It would have been nice to have seen all of these guys get together in one room for a gigantic technicolor orgy/gangbang in the final scene but since I did get to cum a few times watching it I’m not complaining…it’s just constructive criticism for when they hopefully make House of Javier 2.  A house coating set of swishes of creamy white paint from my throbbing paintbrush for House of Javier.

Doin My Best Friends Father

Who’s your Daddy ?  Why honey he’s the studly guy that got to experience my mouth on his cock as he skullfucked me then rammed it in my ass for a good hard fucking…thats who your Daddy is.  God wouldn’t it be just sooo funny to say that to one of your friends especially if it was true ?  Well that’s what Doin My Best Friend’s Father is all about…promoting healthy mutually beneficial relationships between friends and the father’s of these friends.  Definitely a helpful asset on those family hunting or fishing trips with your friend and his father to make sure that even if it rains on you then you can still have a good time.

Just like some straight guys seem to like the older more experienced woman for their good times a lot of gay guys like the same thing…just not with women; give us an experienced large cock with a guy that knows how to use it and let the good times roll.  Doin My Best Friend’s Father shows us that you never know when you may get a chance for some cum fun, never underestimate where it will come from, and if your buddy has a good mouth and a good cock the odds are that his dad will also and those years of sucking cock that some 40 year old Daddy has might beat the skills of some 20 year old twink.  This movie really makes you appreciate the older guys for what they are and if you enjoy it then make sure you keep an open mind to having fun with some of those older guys next time you hit a bath-house.  According to movies like Doin My Best Friend’s Father they just might surprise you.  Seven fatherly swishes of sperm right now your throat is my rating for this hot mixing that shows that old or young a strong libido goes a long long ways

Full Body Contact

Wooooo Hooooo baby !! The other international rainbow logo is flying high in the sky this week as young lean muscled athletes who are the most prime physical specimens of perfection that their countries can find are straining and stretching to break free of their limitations and show that they are the best of the best (that phrase always reminds me of cute little Will Smith in Men in Black…mmm come ravish me Will just dont erase the memory of it with your little flashy thing) so in keeping with the Olympics we will be looking at some sports movies and what goes on behind the scenes when men get to do what comes naturally with other men after sharing triumph and tragedy on a field while enjoying such things as full body presses and body checks.  The best part of any contest of physical skill between teams though always comes after the sport you see on your tv and usually takes place in the locker room as you can see in Full Body Contact.

Obviously the football team knows what men like to do after a hot sweaty game because their locker room is all prepared with a glory hole set in the wall of the bathroom perfect for some relaxing downtime after the hard playing on the field (this is a team that thinks ahead to get some head) This hot locker sex-time theme contunies through the movie with some of the hunkiest beefcakes in gay porn and after some the football and some soccer we get to see why pitchers and catchers on a baseball team have that special bond between them and we also get to realize that maybe some of those pointing a finger at the crotch signals that they share aren’t necessarily related to the baseball game.  The outdoor dugout scene is as hot as the sun that they suck and fuck under as they develop their skills so they are a duo that is sure to score big.  Seven Olympic swishes of sexual sporty energy for Full Body Contact.

Balls Of The Wild

Do you know what the very bestest of all sounds out there is (next to of course the musical melody of an ice cream truck on a hot summer day bringing you something yummy to suck on)?  The one sound that makes you soooo hard even if its a room or two away ?  That’s right; the sound of two or more men together, and the meaty slapping of balls on ass while one buries his cock deep deep deep in the other guy’s lucky ass mixed with the moaning, grunting and deep throated voices saying “fuck yeah” over and over as they enjoy a non-stop sweaty sex session. (excuse me honey all those adjectives make me need to readjust the way I’m sitting…ahhh ok) Everything in this movie is set to add intensity.  The sound either had the microphone volume super high or the lucky studs were just being very vocal in their enthusiasm but I bet it was the mic cos honey you could hear every wet squelching thrust as these guys slammed their cocks in.  THXXX filming techniques for Balls Of The Wild I guess.

Balls Of The Wild is set in Canada and shows us why those Canadian guys are called hosers.  They have some hoses that any fire department would be proud to call their own and Fort Lauderdale be damned…if you want to get really wild with your buddies Canada is the place to go as these studs discover.  Even though most of the movie is outdoors the sound doesn’t suffer and I bet if I was on an African Safari I wouldn’t get to experience more animalistic energy and sounds of the wild than I did watching Balls Of The Wild….if I were insanely rich like I wish I was I would make this the world’s first gay Imax movie.  A bouguet of Bare Back Bacon and Maple Leaf Manliness for Balls Of The Wild.

Hawaiian Vacation

Honey I have got three words for you…A LO HA!!  I haven’t seen anything on screen that made me want to go to Hawaii this much since watching hunky Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. back when he had that sexy moustache instead of that shaved straight look he has nowadays…Oh My God and of course Jack Lord from Hawaii-5-0 whenever I watch that show I always wished my name could be Dan so I could hear him say “Book em Danno”.  The directors probably could have picked days that emphasized that hot Hawaiian sun a little more but regardless, the hot sweaty muscley action in this movie is enough to make anybody want to fly the friendly skies for a Hawaiian Vacation.

Things You Can Do In Leather

You know there is something just scrumpdillyicious about leather and muscle and sweat mixing together and sure we can do all the Things You Can Do In Leather not in leather but the makers of this movie know that sometimes that extra intoxicating smell of leather and sweat in the air adds just that extra zing to the scene. If you don’t know what I’m talking about then go find the nearest bath-house to you or play-dungeon and get into some action with some of the leatherboys there and you will know what I mean and then probably get sized up for a pair of chaps.

Leather-men like most of the ones in Things You Can Do In Leather are also of that whole muscular macho build that if it weren’t for their obvious love of cock (and of course their leather wear) you would almost swear that they were straight. The cocks are large and thick in this movie and the pounding whether its oral or anal is outtasight and I mean outtasight cos it gets slammed deep and to make things even hotter these guys love cum and there is something just so sizzling to my loins watching a man enjoying another man’s juices. Things You Can Do In Leather is a must see and has my cock saluting and my chaps cum covered.

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